Friday, September 30, 2011

Gross...I don't know what else to say...

Me and my sweet baby Dalton.
I had to at least put a good picture, because the rest of this story makes me want to gag...still...
The day that I made Whoopie Pies, I swept and mopped my floor.
I think it's always good to start off a project with a clean house.
That way when you are done, you only have a project mess to clean instead of a house mess.

I fed my kids lunch and they made a disaster.
I sliced up peaches and the kids got sticky peach juice everywhere.
So, I swept and mopped my floor...again.
Then I let them eat Whoopie Pie.
Naturally, they made a huge disaster.
I sighed and started picking up pieces of discarded whoopie pie.

I reached down to pick up one chunk of pumpkin colored mess.
The piece I picked up felt kind of squishy.
It didn't feel like cookie.
Can you see where this is going?
If you're a might be able to guess...
So, I decided to smell it.
(I'm gagging just remembering this...)
Whoopie Pie would smell like pumpkin spice.

It didn't smell like pumpkin smelled like poop.
Like poop and peaches.

I started to gag.
I tossed it in the trash and started to scrub my hands, my arms, etc.

Then I turned to my baby...who giggled with all of the sudden attention.
"You..." was all I could manage.
I picked him up and more pooped out peaches squished out of his diaper and onto the floor.
Now that I was paying attention, I could find a trail of poop everywhere that he had been in the last half hour.

So, I spent the rest of the afternoon scrubbing the baby, the floors, the carpet, myself, everyone's hands, the floors again, etc.

To top off a fabulous day...
my 3 year old pooped in the bath that night.
And I spent all night scrubbing...again.


  1. Oh gurrrrl! Ewwww! I'm so sorry! Oh the things kids do right?? Sheesh

  2. Hilarious and gross at the same time!! :):) Ha! Thanks for sharing - I'm your newest follower! :) xo, Reannah

  3. This made me laugh so hard. I think every mom has these days!

    I feel like every time I get ambitious and plan on doing a project that day, baking, crafting, whatever it may be... that's the exact day that my daughter decides to be one big mess!

    The joys of motherhood.

  4. I'm still laughing... probably because I have had a similar day and it helps to see it happen to others too. :) So gross... yet funny too!!!